Sookie or Snookie

In this game. You must guess who is attributed to the quote. Snookie from Jersey Shore, or Sookie, the character from HBO’s True Blood. Yes, judging by the high quality photoshop job, you probably guessed this isn’t going to be one of them fancy flash games.

Here we go…

1. My life’s inside out. With all that’s happened I’m not sure about anything. I don’t even know if I’m human!

2. He’s a really good guy. That’s the kind of guy I need in my life. I think his name is Ron.

3. Maybe I am some kind of freak. I’ve only met one other person in the world like me and who even knows where he is?

4. Every time I think I know what’s what, it turns out…I don’t know anything.

5. I just fought 2 bitches that I don’t even care about for my roommate that’s a frickin’ retard for bringing them back.

6. Don’t lose your s**t. I’m fine. Did Sam tell you he saved my life?

7. I’m not pissed off that they put pickles under my bed as a joke, but I’m pissed off that Mike and Pauly wasted two pickles.

8. What if I don’t need to be protected? What if wanting to be protected makes me feel like the helpless little girl I used to be all over again?

9. Where are the juice-heads? I don’t see any f*cking guido juice-head, you woke me up for nothing.

10. He cannot check me out like a library book!

11. You look at me you think I’m like a stuck-up b*tch, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that’s my soul, like I f*ckin’ like, save animals, like that’s what I do.

12. It felt like… It felt like every single care or worry or saddness I’ve ever had was just flowin’ out of me and into him. And, yeah it hurt at first. But when I relaxed, it didn’t hurt at all.

13. He’s perfectly nice, he’s got a good job, and he’s not a vampire! And why, why do I have to justify this to you?

14. I feel like a cooking turkey.

15.I look over and I see like hair being pulled & all this sh*t, I’m like oh my god, how do I get in?

Some may have been easier than the others. Here’s the obligatory answer key: 1. Sookie 2. Snookie 3. Sookie 4. Sookie 5. Snookie 6. Sookie 7. Snookie 8. Sookie 9. Snookie 10. Sookie 11. Snookie 12. Sookie 13. Sookie 14. Snookie 15. Snookie


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